The DMV is my personal representation of what hell will be like: long lines, incompetant staff, horrible customer service, and endless frustration.
The journey began last Thursday when I was pulled over by a cop on my way home from the hospital at 3:30 in the morning. Knowing that if you are driving through Mt. Horeb at 3:30 in the morning you will probably get pulled over because the Mt. Horeb policeman has nothing better to do at 3:30 in the morning in a small town, I made absolutely certain to observe all traffic laws including the speed limit. Sure enough, about a block away from my house I see those annoying lights behind me. I thought, "What could he POSSIBLY be pulling me over for?" Well, he ran my plates and noticed that the registered owner of the vehicle did not have a valid Wisconsin driver's license. (Since I avoid the DMV at all costs and since our Arizona licenses don't expire for about 40 years, we haven't bothered to get new ones). This is apparently a citable offense, as you are supposed to alert the DOT of an address change within 10 days of moving. He let me go, with the proviso that I get a new license within the next week. Boo.
So on my final free Friday before work starts, Matt and I and both girls headed to the DMV for a little slice of hell. We *thought* we had all the necessary paperwork to get our new licenses but we didn't even make past the front door. The staffer informed us that we didn't have the correct documents to show proof of residency. They would not accept the deed to our house, our cell phone bill, or our water treatment bill. Her arguments were:
1. We could have bought a house here, but not live in the house
2. The cell phone bill didn't count, it had to be a land-line
3. The water treatment bill didn't count, it had to be a water bill
4. They accept bank statements as well, but do not accept ANY statements printed from the internet
Here are my arguments:
1. Why on earth would we buy a house in Wisconsin, then pack all our kids and go to the DMV if we didn't absolutely have to? Of course we live here!
2. We don't have a land-line, only cell phones and a magic jack..welcome to 2009
3. How could we have a water treatment plan if we didn't also have water coming into the house, genius? And we don't have a water bill because it's all done online.
4. How can you not accept statements printed from the internet? 90% of my bills are paid online and I don't even see a paper statement anymore.
So we still don't have Wisconsin driver's licenses and I don't plan on going back to the DMV any time soon. I've had enough hell for now.